Archive for April, 2010

A blog with no photos, no links, only words

It’s true. What is this bullshit?!? No photos, no links, no videos, just a whole lot of bullshit words. That’s all I’m capable of this morning, I’m afraid. I will write a post-tour blog REALLY soon, but this morning I just need to get some information out to you immediately. 1. The T-shirt contest (Yes [...]

Elliott is a starf*cker.

I chose that title because I wrote it in an email to my friend Colette and she laughed really hard. Well, she said she did. I wouldn’t know because it was an email exchange and I couldn’t hear her laughter. (Note from the author: Before we go any further with this, dear reader, I would [...]

It’s a sleepy Easter Sunday in Winnipeg (i think)

See, it’s hard to keep track of where we are at any given time. I went to sleep in Regina and woke up somewhere else. I think it’s Winnipeg. Before I go any further, let me catch you up on some of the past week’s activities: Can’t believe I ate this. Funny how adding an [...]